Total Medals Earned: 80 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,405 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Read the book
Medals Earned: 4/7 (200/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 16/32 (250/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
A WILD CatFight ensues!
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/375 points)
Serve 3 customers in a row
Give the fork to a customer at the very last minute
Serve 20 customers in a row
Get 5 Close Call! in a single run
Serve 30 customers in a row
Reach the 5-stars restaurant level
Get 10 Close Call! in a single run
Get 15 Close Call! in a single run.
Serve 60 customers in a row
Medals Earned: 5/20 (30/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (350/350 points)
Hit 20 notes in a row
Hit 40 notes in a row
Hit 30 notes in a row
Hit 50 notes in a row
Hit 100 notes in a row
Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
Hit 200 notes in a row
Hit 300 notes in a row